Goin’ Green!!!

"Going Green" Its the talk of the day. Everyone is tryin to be greener these days. Emission cuts, global warming, greenhouse effect have become household terms. So much so that 98 world leaders with over 5000 journalists and 15000 delegates will be adding 41,000 tonnes of Carbon Dioxide to the environment in a 11 day conference with a price tag of $214 Million just to think about what can be done to prevent climate change.

My Opinion?? Cancel this Summit in the first place use video conferencing.

An inside report on the first two days of the summit was leaked in media today, these are the points being considered for greener earth by our world leaders:

1. Detergents are bad for earth, save ‘em

Since we know detergents cannot be recycled, so we should not use them too often. Its time we start wearing those undergarments for weeks before we wash them but not until they have been used for one more week, inside out.

2. Save water, don’t flush

Use the walls, thats what they are for. An usual pee on the wall could save up to 10 lts of water that we would waste in flushin.

3. Don’t buy plastic

Like detergents plastics are also cannot be recycled, so next time we feel thirsty when we are out, we should go for a bottle of beer instead of water. Beer bottles can be reused and does not add to the burden on mother earth. Same goes for condoms.

4. Save electricity, stay out

Since electricity production is one of the major reason of carbon emission, we can save electricity to save earth. We should keep strolling in malls, pubs, discs where AC is already on so that we don’t have to go home to turn on ours, thereby saving lot of electricity.

5.  Save paper, save trees

Cutting of trees also adds to Global warming, so we should ask our local paperwalah to skip our home from tomorrow and train our pets to pick the neighbour’s copy, in case someone don’t have a pet he/she should get one. 

6. Follow Baba Ramdev, cut your emissions

We should do yoga and try to hold our breath for at least an hour a day thereby cutting our carbon emissions by 1/24th. This would also keep people healthy thereby cutting carbon emissions of farts as well.

The leaders also added that they are working on few more groundbreaking ideas to save the planet earth by these sophisticated means.